A small team, a published rate, and no borrowed screenshots.

Why this page has no revenue figures on it

Every agency site you have read today led with a number: millions in client revenue, hundreds of brands, a wall of Slack screenshots. We could write those sentences too. We would just be making them up.

What we have instead is a rate we publish, a contract with no lock-in, a client portal we built ourselves, and full-time attention on every account we take on. If you want references, ask us on the call and we will put you in touch with someone directly.

What we actually are

• Small on purpose. We would rather turn a store away than take on more accounts than we can run properly. Ask how many we are running that week and you will get the real number.
• Google only. Plenty of our clients run Meta themselves or with someone else. We would rather be genuinely good at one channel than mediocre across three.
• Operator-led. The founder reads every first message. If we are a fit, you meet the media buyer who will actually run your account — not a sales rep, not an account manager relaying.
• Remote-first, working with dropshipping and eCommerce brands across Europe and English-speaking markets. We invoice in euros.

What we refuse to do

We do not run replicas or counterfeits, fake or misrepresented products, supplements with grey health claims, gambling or anything age-gated. We do not hold your ad budget, mark up your media, or put a junior in your account unsupervised. And we do not promise a ROAS number before we have seen the account — the people who do are selling you the number, not the work.

We would rather tell you your store is not ready than take the retainer and find out together three months later.

That is not modesty. A store that cannot carry paid traffic will not suddenly carry it because we are the ones buying it — and an unhappy client who leaves in month two costs us more than the invoice was worth.